Perhaps its a clich, but the Mile High Club exists and has an elite and proud membership.

However, it is not as easy as it sounds and discrete sex has both its advantages and disadvantages. In most cases, the advantages outweigh the latter.

Obviously the limitations to how creative you can be are many, and there are two very important variables.

One is a willing partner who is traveling with you (wife, girlfriend, partner)

The other is the fellow-traveler, just like you, is ready for a sexual adventure.

Since a willing and ready partner needs no convincing, we will go on to the fellow-traveler and understand the signs and signals.

Should you be seated next to this person by chance, there will be some conversations between you and perhaps drinks.

The mood will show itself, and perhaps you will catch some obvious body language signalsarm touching (once is not important, twice is saying lets get closer and three times plus means, lets get ready.

You may be a direct kind of person, and suggest a common walk to the toilets.

Your fellow-traveler may excuse himself / herself and walk alone. You can adventurously follow.

The next signals will be obvious, and its time to be bold. Ask first, and if you receive the answer you want, proceed!

You must be very careful not to be noticed.

If one of you is in the toilet, the other must find a way to enter discreetly as well.

You will not be noticed if you both careful.

The best time is NOT after meals, and as far away as mealtime as possible.

So you are now both in the toilet. Whats next?

You and your partner (meaning a willing partner or your fellow-traveler) are in a very tight space.

Note: The Airbus toilet is larger than Boeing, but either will do.

Start your foreplay, but position your partner with their back towards the mirror, as you will need the sink shelf in a few moments.

This is not the time for long drawn out sexual encounters.

You have 5 minutes maximum. No more.

Stop kissing as soon as possible, and get to removing essential clothing.

Get to the point as soon as you can.

If you are the man, drop your trousers as soon as possible.

Dont expect (or demand) fellatio, as its very uncomfortable, and anyway, you can save that for later.

With the lady seated as comfortably as possible on the wash basin, tilt her into position and enter her as quickly as possible.

Thrusting is possible, but short strokes only.

This is a maximum G-spot and clitoral stimulation position and it will soon give loads of pleasure to both you and partner.

In this quickly environment, finishing as soon as you can is an advantage. There will probably be line outside the toilet of people waiting to get in.

Have one of you exit first, and close the door quickly behind. You or your partner should count to 30 and then exit the toilet and leave it free for other passengers.

Back at your seats, and lets assume there are just the two of you, its a night flight, and dark, you can go into the sleeping pose.

If there are three seats (but just the two of you), take the blankets and cover up and put both seats back to a full recline position.

The man can keep his head above the blanket, but the lady can, go underneath, and make up for the lost fellatio in the toilets.

Now try a wonderul position for sexual satisfaction, the Two Spoons.

With both you and your partner facing in the same direction, and with critical clothing loosened and pulled down, cover you and your partner with blankets.

You now are both in a semi-fetal position.

You are now like two spoons nesting together.

Entering your partner in this position is relatively easy.

From the rear, and without thrusting, just with the minimum of pressure, you can remain together for as long as you wish.

The main points for you to remember if you are interested in sex in the skies are:

Be aware. Observe all the conditions of the flight before attempting to begin your sexual union.

Be intelligent. Think out your scenario first. This is not the place for spontaneity, although it may appear to be, you need to act with speed!

Be quick if you are in the toilets! You can of course continue getting to know your partner later.

Be quiet! This is a silent operation.

Be ready should something go wrong.

The benefits are sexual experiences that do, for most partners lead to fantastic sex and unforgettable memories that will live with you for ever.